What Jake learned his first week at Catholic school:

"God is a Transformer."
"God can do ANYTHING."
"Before school we say the Jesus prayer."
And Dada has learned quickly to leave the explanations to the teachers.
Dada: "You know Jake, when we say 'Now I lay me' at night we're talking to God."
Jake: "Really?"
Dada: "Yeah, we're asking him to keep us safe at night."
Jake: "But he didn't keep me safe that time I fell out of my bed and hurt my head..."
Dada: "Uhhh...maybe you should ask your teachers about that."
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